Tabby here! I'm 26 and asexual! They/them. Side-blogs: lunar-but-little for size things, heronamesarehard for BNHA, and lunar-leprechaun for Minecraft/mcyt
I think it would be fun if the Spy x Family revelation went something like:
Yor: “Actually, the job at city hall is just a cover, my other job is being an assassin.”
Twilight, showing Error404 above his head: “Wait, you work two jobs?!?? But I— I make enough money! I can provide for you!!!”
While spiralling: “Ohmygod ohmygod of course she would be mad at me I can’t provide for my family and she has to work as an assassin ON TOP of working full time and doing her share of house chores while actually I can balance my job as a psychiatrist and my missions only thanks to WISE oh Twilight you’re such a bad husband SHE HAS TO KILL FOR A LIVING BECAUSE YOU DON’T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY”
this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, “every cat in the house” but perhaps even … zero
“I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren’t anatomically accurate.” A Halloween skeleton isn’t the same as what’s inside you, idiot. It’s different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It’s an animal.
If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn’t be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.
love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.
I remember when I was about 12, I watched a show on TLC that followed people as they got somewhat uncommon medical procedures.
There was one episode with a trans woman getting different gender-affirming operations, including breast implants. It showed the procedure, and (what I found so fascinating that it’s stuck with me for decades), as soon as the doctor put the implant in, a censor blur popped up on the nipple.
And you just know there was a meeting between the TLC lawyers and the editors and producers of the show to discuss what the difference was between a “man nipple” (can be shown) and a “woman nipple” (no no must obscure, ‘tis naughty). And they decided that as soon as the implant goes in and the nipple has more mass behind it, that’s the moment when it becomes a woman’s nipple and must be hidden to comply with TV rules.
But it’s the same nipple. On the same person. I know what it looks like; I just saw it. But TV and obscenity rules are rules, and the rules say woman nipple = sexual and therefore explicit, but man nipple = neutral, just fine.
“Free the Nipple” was calling out arbitrary bullshit like that, because someone just existing with their body parts should not be considered obscene, and the double standard that men can be topless but women can’t is so blatantly ridiculous. All nipples are just nipples. If you get turned on or bothered by them, that’s on you.
Queer pornographers, queer sex workers, queer collectors, and queer pornography enjoyers, are a part of queer history. Archiving queer history includes protecting porn. You cannot separate the history of queerness from pornography, stop trying.
